Ode to Bed Bath & Beyond


How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

I love your vast collection of homewares temptingly displayed
I love your registers draped with curious tools for every occasion
I love the no questions asked return policy—I love it over and over again.
I love your mounds of fluffy towels, your decadent linens—5000 count sheets, who knew
I love your dishes and Dysons, your Cuisinarts and candles
Your lava lights and laundry tools
For every home need, you are there for me
But most of all I love your 20% off coupons that arrive in the mail.
For no matter the expiration date or how many coupons I collect,
Bed Bath & Beyond lets me save on great stuff Everyday,
Even stuff I didn’t know I needed.